In the world of professional wrestling, no tier is bigger and more ridiculous than the WWE. Run by Vince McMahon, World Wrestling Entertainment has been the go-to for fans hungry for violence and soap opera storylines. In our opinion, the fans are actually one of the most underappreciated aspects of the WWE. The most dedicated fans bring hilarious and brutal signs for the wrestlers to read from the ring. These signs are the cream of the crop and will get you pumped up for the next big WWE event!
That’s One Way To Do It
We’re not sure whose idea this sign was. Maybe the kid thought it would be funny to embarrass his mother in front of tens of thousands of people. Maybe his mom made him hold it up because she had a crush on Randy Orton.
Either way, this sign is one way to put yourself out there. Did Randy Orton see it? Is he even looking to date right now? Unfortunately for her, he’s not. Orton has been married since 2015.
Someone thought they were really clever making this sign. They just assumed only women watch ABC’s way too addictive reality show The Bachelor. Little did they know there are Bachelor fantasy leagues and watch parties, just like in the NFL.
It wouldn’t surprise us at all to find out John Cena watches The Bachelor. Now, as far as him ever being on the show, he doesn’t exactly have the “Hollywood” boy next door look producers typically look for.
We Think We Know The Answer
This fan had a question and decided the best way to try and get an answer was to bring a sign to the match. You have to admit, it’s a real head scratcher of a question, too!
We think we know the answer. Wrestling is like any sport; it’s a workout, and professional WWE superstars get sweaty in the ring. That’s why their hair is so wet, it’s all professional sweat!
There Is No Winning For John Cena
Even if John Cena wins his matches, he loses with his fans. We love this sign because it’s not meant for Cena to see at all. This dedicated fan has issues with the superstar, and is hoping to rally the troops behind his back.
Did it work? Sadly not. John Cena is still one of sports biggest stars and most recognizable names. He’s also become a legitimate movie star, showcasing his comedic chops in Trainwreck.
Gotta Catch ‘Em All!
First off, that doesn’t look like any Pokemon we’ve ever seen. We really don’t know what this kid’s smartphone game was trying to get him to catch. In any case, he ended up at a WWE event, and now has Nintendo to blame.
On closer inspection, we now realize that is actually a Blastoise fused together with Brock Lesnar. Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, and the People’s Elbow is headed your way.
Shouting Out The Classics
In case you forgot who Macaulay Culkin is, he rose to fame as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone. The film is one of the highest grossing of all-time, and this guy wants everyone to remember why.
There’s always the chance he’s actually friends with Culkin, although maybe not after this public display of affection. What’s worse: making your friendship with a celebrity public, or an in-stadium wedding proposal? We honestly don’t know.
Someone Never Finished Middle School
There’s an unfortunate stereotype about the lack of intelligence of WWE fans. The truth is that everyone from high school dropouts to PhD candidates love wrestling. This self-aware fan is using his sign to take it the stereotype to the next hilarious level.
Our only question is this; why choose the letter “M?” Is it a reference to whoever was wrestling that night, or was it chosen at random?
The Truth About Brock Lesnar
Well, this is just embarrassing if it’s true. Brock Lesnar being ticklish would absolutely destroy his tough-guy image. He did, after all, leave the WWE to prove he could beat people up in the UFC! It doesn’t get much tougher than that.
The good news for Lesnar is that if he is ticklish, it probably won’t be used against him in the ring. There has never been a WWE star who had a finisher called “The Tickler” and we don’t think there ever will be.
Why Even Go To The Show?
This one has us confused. A fan paid money to attend a WWE event, only to bring a protest proclaiming “THIS IS STUPID.” At the end of the day, they got on TV, and maybe that’s all that really matters.
Of course, the best way to protest would be not to give the WWE your money at all. It’s clear to see who really needs to take an I.Q. test with this sign.
The Force Is Strong With This One
Star Wars might be one of the only things in the United States more popular than the WWE. It only makes sense, then, that some fan would find a way to combine his two passions.
“Yoda 3:16” refers to Stone Cold Steve Austin, who always wore a shirt into the ring that read “Austin 3:16.” Stone Cold was one of the greatest wrestlers of all-time, while Yoda is one of the most popular Star Wars characters, so this comparison checks out.
Now That’s Fashion!
One of the best parts about professional wrestling is the costumes. The peak era for costumes was easily the ’80s, when sequins reigned supreme. Hopefully one day the bold fashion statement makes a comeback.
This fan would be just fine with that. He misses sequins like he misses Guns N’ Roses. It’s hard to blame him for being stuck in the past with this sign, since we kind of miss sequins too. It really added an extra level of showmanship that the sport is missing today.
Don’t Let Security Get You Down
Whoever made this sign must have forgotten what they put on their original. Instead of trying to make a carbon copy, they explained what happened, hoping CM Punk would take pity on them.
We wonder what the original sign said. How bad was it that WWE security deemed it unworthy to be held up in the arena? Was it full of curse words? We’ll never know, but we’ll always wonder.
The First Step To Recovery I Admitting You Have A Problem
We all like cheese, but not all of us would declare our love for the dairy product by using a sign at a WWE event. When it came time for this guy to figure out what to put on his sign, however, he only had one thing on his mind.
They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Now we know about this kid’s love of cheese and we need to support him through these tough times.
The Breakfast Of Champions
This breakfast is not what we would call a balanced meal, but we won’t tell Goldberg that. He’s a legendary wrestler with a real bad attitude, and if eating nails without milk in the morning was his key to success, who are we to tell him it’s wrong?
Goldberg retired from WWE in 2017, ending a decades long career as a professional wrestler. In 2018, he was enshrined in the Hall of Fame.
That’s One Way To Put It
This one is a little wordy and has a glare, so we’ll reprint it for you here. “We take a great displeasure in the actions the antagonist has chosen to express his displeasure with the protagonist. Therefore, we will forthwith extol the virtues of the protagonist posthaste!”
It’s really a great example of the intellectual side of WWE fandom. Not only did these fans clearly get As in English, they also were smart enough to create a hilarious sign chain.
The WWE’s Biggest Daniel Bryan Fans. Kind Of
Daniel Bryan is kind of a big deal. Whether you love him or you hate him, he’s become of the company’s most recognizable faces. These fans are using his own “Yes! Yes! Yes” catchphrase to make their feelings about him known.
One loves Bryan and probably plays with his action figures. Another absolutely hates Bryan. And the third; well, he can’t quite decided whether he loves or hates Bryan. How do you feel?
What better way to get back at your ex boyfriends then go to a WWE event and ask for hugs. These ladies aren’t going to stay home and mope. They have a message to send.
We don’t know if the plan worked, but we do they they got on national television for their signs. The WWE doesn’t use a lot of crowd shots, so being chosen is a big accomplishment. It’s all about the sign.
Why A Potato?
This sign was so random even John Cena was confused by it. The WWE allows wrestlers to turn anything into a weapon; chairs, ladders, tables, and other things. A potato, however, has never been used.
Throwing a potato would provide comic relief in the middle of a fight. Perhaps Stephen Farrelly, aka Seamus, can add it into his act. John Cena definitely won’t though. His face says exactly how he feels about potatoes.
House Of Worship
What’s important is that this man is worshiping something. Plus, as long as he’s only missing Bible study and not church, he should be okay. We’re sure another friend had once-in-a-lifetime tickets and he couldn’t say no.
Now he just needs to hope his wife didn’t turn the television to WWE Raw that night. If so, then he is in very big trouble. If not, it’s the perfect crime and we all got a good laugh.
Tired Of The Same Old Stuff
Signs can be a great way to let WWE superstars know it’s time to change their routines. Here’s a fan who is tired of seeing Randy Orton always resort to using headlocks. And hilariously enough, this image was captured during one of his famous headlocks.
Once his opponent is trapped there’s no chance for survival. The match is really over when Orton turns the headlock into a reverse backbreaker! We wonder if he tried to put this fan in a headlock after seeing the sign.